It’s Ya Girl

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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uss-edsall

When you’re an archaeologist with a set schedule, sometimes people really get to understand who you are

When I dug in France I always got a croissant at 0520 from the same exact place in Échemines. A week in, they had one lying on the counter for me by the time I walked in. By the second week I got the exact amount I’d pay in hand when I walked in, because they’d reliably have it ready. I made sure to tell the owners that I wasn’t returning on my last day of the dig.

uss-edsall

I may mention that every time I ordered in French. On my last day the owners gave me hugs and kindly told me to never speak in French again

bluemonkeydevil

They had your order ready so they wouldn’t have to hear you speak French 🤣

uss-edsall

OH, MOTHERFUCKER

lifeasafail
afloweroutofstone

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Shoutout to the U.S. embassies in Austria, Chile, India, and South Korea who have directly ignored orders from the Trump administration in flying the pride flag

bendingsignpost

They’ve found really clever workarounds, as they were banned from flying the pride flag on the flag pole

They aren’t ignoring orders: they are obeying the orders to the exact letter.

legoshoes

Malicious compliance

leondaniel

Also in Mexico City they couldn’t fly the flag but they didn’t said anything about a picture of a flying flag ❤️

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THIS IS SOME GOD TIER CHAOTIC LAWFUL EVIL STUFF

gayvetforlife

dude you gotta do what you gotta do